Gnome-Fest = shenanigans. Equals a broken arm, boobies, and naked guys. At least I was festering in my wrestling mask under the name "Juan" and the liver was working overtime.

Frames, November. Most popular order is Brown Star...Orders sure are coming in for that frame. I'm going to raise the prices only to $200 and still, free shipping to USA orders.

The company that's making my design is backlogged with a huge array of other frames, like Soma, Surly, etc. Yes, same steel as Surly steel, so they're strong, like a bull, like a thick rope, like your mom.

In the footoore, I will have off beat one off colors from a powdercoater here in Milwaukee. Still cheap though.

Chequamegon Shenannigans

Screw the Le Tour de France shit. I’m at the Chequamegon Fat Tire Festival…actually camping at a KOA with free wifi…in my Jeep.

So many ppl have looked at the Salsa Las Cruces I have strapped to the back of the car, with ENO Ssability. Nice.

What I am getting at is that I will be riding with 1700 other people. All humans without claims of having too much testosterone, and those who think they have more testosterone than me, is because they’re full of themselves.

I am fukkin’ starving…wifi at a campground. Nice!

Tomorrow’s the big race. Tomorrow I will report…

Oh, frames are in production. Late Sept to Early Oct. Pissicato Five...

More to come

That's Megatron. She plays a crazy Air Guitar. She's the lead air guitarist of the Dirt Grinders, a nationally acclaimed chick band from Wisconsin. Sarah plays the air drums. TLJ the air flute, and Jessica W plays the air harp.

This summer is coming to a close? To many kids it is. Not for me. September is the other August. Got Chequamegon coming in a week. Holee cow! Time flies...then there's Gnome Fest the Third. The cats are coming with me. They'll be alone for over a week and I don't want to come home to cat puke.

More to come...