your mom...

Your mom...Your mom is the reason we have high gas prices...

Hello? um, yes, mom? Can you please stop driving your mini-mom to Mall Wart? What? You're just going there to look at useless plastic junk?

Mom, could you please stop driving your SUV if you only live 3 blocks from the grocery store?

Get some panniers and a rack for your bike...what? You need to go to starbucks? So you can spend $$$ on a cup of coffee?

Make your own, you tard.

Mom...why do you like dryhumping the neighbor? I know he drives a Harley...and he's a registered offender.